the categorical imperative
yes, it’s a chicken.
yes, the chicken is holding a wand.
and yes, for once, the cats have been overthrown
from their reign as alien overlords.
in other news, this really is a spoof
of kant’s second formulation of the categorical imperative,
as well as a jibe at our participation in systems
that contribute to factory farming, global poverty,
and other global ethical conundrums
that we seem to tacitly endorse.
have a nice day.