the categorical imperative

yes, it’s a chicken.

yes, the chicken is holding a wand.

and yes, for once, the cats have been overthrown

from their reign as alien overlords.

in other news, this really is a spoof

of kant’s second formulation of the categorical imperative,

as well as a  jibe at our participation in systems

that contribute to factory farming, global poverty,

and other global ethical conundrums

that we seem to tacitly endorse.

have a nice day.