a rich and smart chicken would have a pet robot
it would have a pet robot that smites enemies and makes it turkey sandwiches
it would have a pet robot that tells security officers that the chicken is an important and powerful chicken
so the rich and smart chicken can enter VIP suites and be the IT chicken of fancy cocktail parties.
be a rich and smart chicken. hire a pet robot today.
yes, it’s a chicken.
yes, the chicken is holding a wand.
and yes, for once, the cats have been overthrown
from their reign as alien overlords.
in other news, this really is a spoof
of kant’s second formulation of the categorical imperative,
as well as a jibe at our participation in systems
that contribute to factory farming, global poverty,
and other global ethical conundrums
that we seem to tacitly endorse.
have a nice day.