i am a goldfish. oOoOohhh… pretty, pretty water.

then god wondered to himself, “ooh, i wonder what will happen if i couple 8gigs of RAM with a virtually non-existent processor.

and from a sea of nothingness, came the first goldfish.”

(Genesis 1:27 Book I of The Jolly Bible as transcribed by Mossie the Mackerel)